This Patek Philippe, Calatrava 6007G-011, it’s a fancy thing, ain’t it? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s somethin’ special. They say it costs more than my whole house! Can you believe that? For a watch! I reckon it must be made of gold or somethin’. They call it a “quote”, like it’s some kinda secret price.
Well, I seen a picture of it, all shiny and new. Looks like it’s got them fancy numbers and hands. Probably tells the time real good, but I can’t imagine why anyone would need such a pricey thing just to know what time it is. My old clock on the wall does the job just fine. My boy, he says this Patek Philippe Calatrava is an “investment”.
He says you can buy it now and sell it later for more money. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. I say, you buy somethin’, you use it. What’s the point of buyin’ a watch if you ain’t gonna wear it? But what do I know? He says there are some specific ones, like the Nautilus 5711/1A and the Aquanaut 5167/1A-001. Those are like the golden geese, he says. They just keep gettin’ more valuable.
But this Calatrava 6007G-011, I don’t know. It’s got that “G” in the name, makes it sound fancy. But that -011 sounds like a secret code, it’s a remake one. I heard some folks online, they was sayin’ you can find these watches for, get this, 38 thousand dollars! And they say that’s a deal! Imagine that, 38 thousand dollars for a little thing you strap on your wrist. And shipping is free! Well, at that price, it better be!
I saw some folks sayin’ you can get ’em on Amazon. Amazon! That place sells everything, don’t they? They got all sorts of stuff, you can buy clothes, food, even these fancy watches. They was sayin’ they got deals and low prices on these Patek Philippe watches. Low prices! Compared to what, I wonder? A small car?
- They say they got fast shipping.
- They got reviews and ratings, whatever that means.
- They even got stocking stuffers. It’s a gift, I think.
And then there’s this other place, sayin’ they got the greatest deals on these Calatrava watches. Number one best deals, they claim. Free shipping and returns, too. Sounds too good to be true, don’t it? They say they got the lowest price possible. Like they’re givin’ ’em away! Maybe they’re tryin’ to trick folks, I don’t know.
Then there’s these other folks, talkin’ ’bout “certified restored” Patek Philippe watches. Sounds like they take old ones and fix ’em up, make ’em look new again. They say they got a warranty, one or two years, and somethin’ called a “Like New for Life” policy. What in the world does that mean? Sounds like a bunch of fancy talk to me. Just another way to sell these expensive things, I reckon.
I guess if you got money to burn, maybe you’d buy one of these Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011 things. But for me, I’ll stick to my old clock. It might not be fancy, but it tells the time just the same. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg! And I got other things to worry about, like whether it’s gonna rain tomorrow and if the chickens laid enough eggs. These rich folks with their fancy watches, they got different problems, I guess. But honestly, 38 thousand dollars? That’s more than I made in, well, a long, long time. It’s a remake one, right? I can’t believe it! It’s not worth it.
Some folks, they just love to throw their money away. It’s beyond my understanding. But you know, to each their own. If they wanna spend their money on a Patek Philippe Calatrava 6007G-011 quote, that’s their business. Me, I’ll just keep on livin’ my simple life. And I’ll be just fine, thank you very much. Now, where did I put my glasses? I need to see if that old clock of mine is still tickin’. It is important to know the time, to feed my animals.
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