This here, this here, this here about them fancy Rolex watches, the high imitation ones, the two-tone blue Submariner, they sellin’ at them fancy shops. You know, them shiny ones. Them specialty stores. I heard tell about them. They look real good, but are they the real deal? That’s what I’m gonna yammer on about.
These watches, they got this blue, you see, and some other color, two-tone they call it. Submariner, that’s a fancy word for, well, I don’t rightly know. But it sounds important, don’t it? And Rolex, that’s a big name. Big name. Like them fancy folks wear. And these stores, they all polished up and sellin’ ’em. But you gotta be careful, I reckon. Gotta be careful that you are get a good one.
First thing, you gotta feel the weight of it. A real Rolex Submariner, they say it’s heavy. Not like them cheap ones you get down at the, the, you know, the place with all the junk. This one, it’s gotta have some heft. They say it’s 40 millimeters. I don’t know nothin’ about millimeters, but it’s about, let me see, one and a half inches, I reckon. That’s the round part, the case they call it. If it feels light as a feather, somethin’ ain’t right. Somethin’ ain’t right at all.
Now, these high imitation Rolex, they gettin’ better, I hear. They lookin’ more and more like the real ones. But there’s still ways to tell. You gotta look real close. Like, real close. A real Rolex, you see number on it. They say model number, serial number. This number is important. Real one has this number. You see it? Good. Fake one, maybe no number. Or number look funny. Like not right. Be careful. You look, you see.
They got these numbers, see? Carved right in. Engraved, they call it. And punched in, too. A real Rolex, they got these numbers, neat and tidy. A fake one, well, it might be messy. Or not there at all. And that’s not good. That’s a big red flag, like when Bessie the cow got loose in the cornfield. Big trouble. You gotta watch out for that. Make sure you check the number.
- Heavy watch, good.
- Light watch, bad.
- Numbers clear, good.
- Numbers messy, bad.
- No numbers, very bad.
And the color, the color is important, too. This two-tone blue Submariner, it’s gotta be just right. Not too bright, not too dull. Just right. Like a good blueberry pie. If the blue looks funny, somethin’ ain’t right. And some have a black color. Black is good, too. You like blue? You get blue. You like black? You get black. Just make sure the color looks good, not cheap.
Now I hear these high imitation Rolex, they tryin’ to be real good. But not easy. They try, but not easy. You pay money, you want good watch. Not fake watch. You look close. You check number. You check weight. You check color. You be careful. These specialty stores, they sell good ones, maybe. But you still be careful. They want your money, you see. They want your money.
This is about them Rolex watches. The blue ones. The two-tone blue Submariner. They call ’em that, anyways. I don’t know why. But that’s what they call ’em. And these stores, these specialty stores, they sell ’em. If you have some money, you want this watch, you go there, you check. That is how you find good one.
You gotta be smarter than a fox in a henhouse. You gotta look at everything. Look at the hands, do they move smooth? Look at the, the little window thingy, does it magnify right? A real Rolex, everything works just so. Like a well-oiled machine. A fake one, it might be a little off. A little jerky. Just not quite right.
These high imitation Rolex two-tone blue Submariner watches, they a tricky business. These specialty stores. You gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. They might have good watch. They might have bad watch. You don’t know. You check everything. That’s how you get a good watch. You pay money, you want good one.
Remember, a real Rolex is an investment, they say. It keeps its value. Like land. A fake one, well, it’s just like throwin’ your money in the well. Gone. So you be careful out there. Don’t be fooled by a pretty face. Look close, ask questions, and don’t be afraid to walk away if somethin’ don’t feel right. These fancy stores, you be careful. You work hard for your money. You don’t give it away for nothin’.
This about Rolex. High imitation. Two-tone blue Submariner. Specialty stores. You remember. You be careful. You get good watch.
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