This here, this is about that shiny watch, the Rolex Submariner, the real deal and the ones that ain’t. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout how to tell ’em apart, so I’m gonna tell ya what I know, plain and simple. This is original order, not the cheap kind you find.
First thing, these fancy Rolex Submariner, they got some weight to ’em. A real one, it’s gonna feel heavy on your wrist. They say it’s about 40, somethin’ somethin’, 1.57 inches, I don’t know about all that fancy talk, but it ain’t light, I tell ya that much. If it feels like a toy, it probably is.
Now, them numbers on the watch, the real ones, they ain’t just painted on there. They’re, I don’t know, stuck on there good, solid like. Them fake ones, the numbers look all messy, like a kid painted ’em. You gotta look close, but you can tell. If the number lookin’ bad, you know, this a fake one, not the high imitation Rolex Submariner.
They say these real Rolex Submariner, they got a special back on ’em. You gotta open it up, and there’s somethin’ special in there. I don’t know what it is, but the fake ones, they don’t have it. But who gonna open a watch? I ain’t. You will? But I tell you, it is heavy, it ain’t no plastic toy.
- Real ones heavy.
- Fake ones light.
- Numbers on real ones good.
- Numbers on fake ones bad.
Now, some folks, they can’t afford the real thing. It’s a lot of money, that’s for sure. So they get these, what do they call ’em? High imitation ones, replica ones. They look real, almost. They say these replica ones, they can make ya look fancy, without spendin’ all that money. But they ain’t the real deal, no sir. It is not the original order. But it is cheaper, you know. I saw some guy wear it, you can’t tell it is fake.
But me? I like the real stuff. If you gonna get one, get the real one. Save up your money, work hard, and get yourself a real Rolex Submariner. It’ll last ya a lifetime, maybe even longer. My grandpa, he had a watch, not a Rolex, but a good one. He wore it every day, and it still works! So if you got the money, this original order is good.
This high imitation Rolex Submariner, it’s like buyin’ a good pig. You want a good, healthy pig, not some skinny runt. Same with a watch. You want a good, strong watch, not some cheap thing that’s gonna break in a week. You want a big pig, you know, can get you much money.
So, how you know if it’s a good one, a real one? Well, you gotta look close. Look at them numbers, like I said. Feel the weight. And if you can, ask someone who knows about these things. There’s folks out there who know all about Rolex Submariner. They’re probably rich but they know these.
I remember back in the day, we didn’t have these fancy watches. We just had the sun to tell the time. And you know what? It worked just fine. But these days, everyone’s got these fancy watches. And if you gonna get one, you might as well get a good one, the original order, not the fake one.
This Rolex Submariner, it is somethin’ special. Like, you grow the biggest pumpkin in the county. Everyone wants to see it. Everyone wants to know how you did it. This watch, it’s like that big pumpkin. It’s the best, the real one.
- Ask someone who knows about watches.
- Save your money and get a real one.
- Original order is the best.
- High imitation is okay, but not the best.
You know, my old eyes ain’t what they used to be. But even I can tell a real Rolex Submariner from a fake one. It’s just somethin’ about it. It’s like a good pair of shoes. You can just tell they’re made well. This is about the real original order. The fake one, they made bad.
So, there ya have it. That’s what I know about them Rolex Submariner watches, the real ones and the ones that ain’t. Just remember what I said, and you’ll be alright. Get yourself a good one, and it’ll last ya a long time. And if you can’t afford the real one, well, there’s always them high imitation ones. Just don’t go tellin’ everyone it’s real, you know. They ain’t foolin’ nobody, not for long anyway. The original order one is heavy and good.
This watch, like a good field, you gotta take care of it. Keep it clean, keep it safe. It is like a good harvest. You get the original order one, you got a good harvest. You got the fake one, well, it ain’t nothin’. So, you want a good harvest, right? Then you know what to do. Get the good one, the high imitation Rolex Submariner if you can’t get the real one, but the real one is better.